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Mo’ Fashion: How to dress like a lowkey slore

All women, no matter who, always want to feel sexy beautiful and wanted. Whether it be through fashion, beauty or swag we as women all want to feel wanted.

There’s nothing better than going out with your girls and having men flock to you left and right.

Even in a relationship, having your significant other notice the little extra effort you put into your dress and demeanor can make you feel some type of way.

There are those few types of people though, you know the one’s I am talking about. The kind of people who look down on women for accentuating sexuality and and embracing their femininity.

Well I am here to tell all those people, “screw you!”

You don’t know me, nor do you know any of those women you judge not so silently. So why do you feel the need to judge us?

There are two reasons that I can think of.

  1. You’re jealous because you wish you had the lady balls to dress like us.

  2. You literally have nothing better to with life then waste your time talking about other people.

Well, my fellow sexy mama’s, I’m here to tell you to screw the haters! They are so irrelevant to society that their words absolutely DO NOT MATTER.

Let your freak flag fly girl and do you boo!

Embrace your femininity, show off your curves, embrace those legs!

No matter your body type, you have the right to show it off.

Respectfully and tastefully, that is.

Now, we all have that friend that from time to time who dresses like a stripper.

I am not ashamed to say that I have that tendency.

So throughout the years I have a come up with a few rules as to get around this.

I call it, “Rules for dressing like a low-key slore.”

Rule One: LAMB

LAMB stands for: Legs, ass, midriff and boobs. (Legs and ass go hand and hand but for acronym sake let’s keep them separate.) Now, all four can be shown off, but never all at the same time.

It’s really just overkill and over exposure. Remember, sometimes you want to remain a mystery to those wandering eyes that are checking you out.

Rule Two: Dress for Your Body Type

I think all sizes of women are beautiful. I’m not hanging out with you because of your size but because you’re a badass person.

But nothing irks me more than someone who doesn’t dress for the body type. I’m not talking about size but about shape.

Everyone knows the saying, “Women come in all different shapes and sizes.”

They absolutely do! So it’s important to know that women get to know their bodies and do the research on what works for you.

Achieve this and you can pull a Carrie Bradshaw strutting down the streets of your city like they are a runway.

Rule 3: Own it!

This rule is simple in that you better work it!

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About the Contributor
Monique Nethington
Monique Nethington, Editor in Chief
My name is Monique Nethington and am the current Editor-in-Chief of Talon Marks. I am a Journalism major at Cerritos College and hope to one day work for the NFL network as a field reporter. In the fall, I will be attending Academy of the Arts University in San Francisco to get my BA in Communications and Media Technologies.
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